Social Media Experts Are Scary.
This is the kind of post that gets you unfollowed. A post with some very unpopular ideas. We’ll call it the Hitler of blog posts. And considering it’s a Twitter #followfriday I should probably come up with something a bit more butterflies and sunshine. Or at least margaritas and martinis.
But no. Not me. I like to live on the wild side. Kinda like companies who hire “social media experts.”
So here’s where I get in trouble today: I think this whole “social media expert” thing is getting really out of hand. Really. And not just because every other person with a Facebook account, a plane ticket to Austin, and a Twitter badge is claiming to be one. It’s because even if a true social media expert actually exists, calling yourself one is just another way of saying “I know enough to be dangerous.”
By even using the words social media expert it’s like you’re intentionally not choosing to say marketing expert. Because that would be hard to pull off if you’re not one. But social media expert. That’s easy. Have Twitter account, will travel.
Which is why social media experts scare me. Because by definition they’re not marketing experts.
DOH!
For all the flashing lights and shooting stars, social media is simply a tool. Technically it’s an advertising medium. When someone says they’re a social media expert it carries the same weight as if someone said “I’m a cable media expert.” Okay. That’s just one medium. Yes, being an expert of a medium does have value. But I’m not going to hand over a blank sheet of paper and expect my cable rep to write a comprehensive marketing program or decide what the best message is, or work on creative or manage the client’s brand. Or (gasp!) all of the above.
Which is what I’m seeing a lot of social media’ers trying to do. Using the term “social media expert” interchangeably with “marketing expert.” Which is why it’s so scary.
So with all due disrespect when I see iPhone app writers and web site designers and 26 year-old “self-employed” twitterers and mommybloggers claiming the title of “social media expert” I feel like I’m Alice in Wonderland. Falling down a really deep hole. Into a world where anyone can be an expert, and having a few years experience and barely any real marketing under their belt somehow confers the status of rock star. It’s like strategic marketing never existed. Like Elvis walked in and everyone lost their head and started throwing panties.
A lot of people with knowledge of the internet but little or no marketing experience are riding the social media hype to make a buck. Or launch a new career. And because a lot of companies don’t have the first idea how to proceed in the social media space they’re forced to trust these “experts” for marketing advice.
A train wreck we are a’pproachin.
So let’s digress for a moment. Let’s assume there is such an animal. The social media expert. The rock star. Versed in all things Twitter, Facebook, Flicker, YouTube, Vimeo, and you name it. Let’s just call them channels. Thing is I don’t ever remember any of my cable reps fancying themselves up and announcing they’re an expert. I respect them for that. Which is why I have an issue with the social media variety. The humility is missing. They’re not happy as simply the purveyors of media planning information. They want to be on stage. With the panties.
So panties aside, I trust cable reps to provide recommendations that include (quantitative) demographics, reach, frequency, GRP, CPP, and CPM for every channel on the line-up. Similarly I would also trust a social media rep for the same type of advice for social media. Am I going to let them dictate what percentage of my budget belongs in social media? No. Am I going to let them have carte blanche to develop creative and determine the best message? No. Am I going to trust them to handle Adsense and affiliate marketing? Unless they can prove they were too busy with clients to get anywhere near SXSWi, probably not.
What’s truly the scariest part of the “social media expert” craze is a lot of companies are getting caught up in the glitz and glam of social media and letting these “experts” have a go at their marketing budget like Mike Tyson at a casting call for America’s Next Top Model. And even a lot of ad agencies are parading their shiny, new “social media departments” in front of clients. Further feeding the frenzied perception that social media experts are the second coming.
Now don’t get me wrong. Social media and internet marketing are good things. And I believe in SEO, SMO, SEM, SMM, CGM, PPC, CTR, PFI, SERP, CPC, SES, and OMG. And I love love love social media. I’m right there with it. No fewer than a hundred beta accounts to prove it. Internet is an effective advertising medium. And social media is an amazing marketing tool. But it’s just a tool.
Kinda like the Twitter search tool I’ll be using later to check my #unfollowfridays.
Bloggers who pop the big smiley-face balloon of social media can’t exactly expect to be a twitterverse favorite, now can we?
