Bing! Microsoft Scores in Razorfish Sell-off
We all know how much I love to hate Microsoft. And today that love grows. It appears Microsoft has finally sold interactive agency Razorfish. And Publicis Groupe SA is the proud owner, out roughly $530 million. Sounds innocent enough, right? What does Microsoft want with a digital agency anyway? Makes sense to sell it off, yes? Well apparently, as part of the deal Publicis agreed to place some pretty hefty media buys into Microsoft’s properties including new search engine, Bing.
And there’s the rub. On the face of it everything looks innocent enough. And sure, Bing has plenty of users so it’s not like Publicis is agreeing to prop up a site that won’t supply reach. But if I was a Razorfish client, I’d have to wonder if my account is going to be one of the lucky victims of an automatic Bing buy. And does Publicis have a plan to charge premium rates on this discounted space? Or is that discount passed on to the customer? And hmmm. Has this Razorfish sell-off been strategically timed to coincide with an urgent need for an influx of advertising buys to propel Bing? Could it beeeeee, Sataaaaaan?
These are the kinds of questions that sometimes pop up when pondering the activities of Microsoft.
But seriously. The deal smells like roses. With that faint odorous whiff of conflict of interest.
But aren’t those executives quick with the comebacks. A Publicis digital exec from Vivaki assures clients there’s “no bias or no commitment to buy from Microsoft.” However, according to the Wall Street Journal, “as part of the wider deal, Publicis clients will be able to purchase display and search advertising from Microsoft on favorable terms, in exchange for certain minimum guaranteed aggregate purchase levels.”
Is it just me or do the words “minimum” and “aggregate” sorta work together to spell out:
YOU-WILL-BE-ASSIMILATED.
And let’s not even get started with “guaranteed” which somehow found its way into what was supposed to be an innocuous, lilac-scented sentence.
Maybe I’m just an old-fashioned ad girl who still thinks agencies owe clients the best media deal available. The most efficiency, the best placements, the perfect medium for their strategic objectives. That’s the job of an agency, right? It’s not about the agency, it’s about the client. Agencies are agents. Agencies don’t make deals for agencies, they make deals as agents on behalf of clients. That’s what makes this whole enchilada work. When agencies start making deals that they need to later back-end clients into, it all just turns to masa.
The “minimum” “aggregate” and “guaranteed” thing. That bothers me. When I hear an agency talk I want to hear “efficient” “effective” and “no obligation.”
And can an agency really achieve that in a deal with el diablo? Sounds to me like the soul’s already been sold.
Still not sure? Go ahead. Bing and decide.
